2015.11.22 21:30:46 (668527061405954048) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
C lawyer: "My client, a gcc developer, started shooting speeding drivers only yesterday, but this doesn't mean speeding has ever been safe!"
2015.11.22 21:35:47 (668528324029886464) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
Old gcc upgrade: Bug fixes, some speed, some intrinsics. New gcc upgrade: I AM THE LORD THY GCC AND I WILL BREAK YOUR SYSTEM. FEAR MY WRATH.
2015.11.22 22:00:24 (668534516185751553) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
Lawyer for gcc developer doesn't understand when to quit: "By shooting drivers who speed, my client is helping society learn not to speed!"
2015.11.22 23:07:17 (668551347709591552) from Daniel J. Bernstein:
C laywers: "We wrote a STANDARD saying it's okay for us to shoot drivers who speed!" Is it really so hard to understand that you screwed up?