2012.04.09 12:18:49 (189296299823218688) from Daniel J. Bernstein, replying to "Nick Mathewson (@nickm_tor)" (186226913465991168):
@nickm_tor Similar example: THREE SPORT EXCELLENCE BONDS really made me wonder until I read the rest of the headline: TIMES AWARD WINNERS
2012.04.01 01:02:10 (186226913465991168) from "Nick Mathewson (@nickm_tor)":
Favorite ambiguously parsable headline of all time: "Speed Traps Net 18 Motorists."